If so, my account is now ~natesaint. Not that I've been doing much there, either.

Yep, I'm definitely moving to ~natesaint. I'm in the process of making the transition right now; I don't know when the actual move will be. In the meantime, you can all watch me there.

I'm thinking of moving to a new account. Moefredthegreat sounds immature and self-glorifying. I'm thinking it would be called natesaint, since my name is Nathan, and Nathan Saint is one of the two people I was named after. If I do make the switch, I'll notify all my watchers beforehand.

Also, I'm working on a new short story. I don't have a title for it yet, and it's a little bizarre, but what I've got so far is in my scraps right now. Please read it and tell me what you think, it'll only take you maybe fifteen minutes.

One last thing: a prize to anyone who can answer the following math question: what is the zenzizenzicube of two? I guarantee you won't be able to find the answer on the Internet, at least not directly; I've already tried.

We were given this questionnaire from the beginning of the year to use as scratch paper for today's test. I finished early, so my alternate personality decided to fill it out, just for kicks. These are the twisted results (the underlined portions are the answers to each prompt):

Name: Amadeus Meridian Merridew Circopolous IV

Date: 3.607/pi/1334

Period: 7

I was born on 1/31/3084 in New Hamptonshire, Pennsylfornia

My favorite foods are fried opossum on a stick; plastic

My favorite type of music is techno-country; jazzcore

My favorite band or musician is 3' 6", The Grammarians, Bill Gates

My favorite television show is Xtreme Sesame Street Uncensored

My favorite movie is Robot Alien Ninja Mutant Detective Turtles in Space

Website: fishconspiracy.com

When I have free time I like to balance on my tongue; solve all of NASA's technical problems, along with world hunger and AIDS, while telling no one

Someday I would like to be Wednesday

I would like to travel to the inside of this paper

I like teachers that incessantly talk about their housecats

Something I am really good at is spelunking; building model houses out of rubber bands, paper clips, and chewing gum

The most important person(s) in my life is my invisible friend Quigsworth

If I could be somewhere else right now I would be at a disco party with Rod Stewart on Mars

I think school should be a place where I can sleep

I go to school because the voices coming from my wristwatch tell me to

This year I hope to spend several months living in harmony with my lemur-penguin brothers

Something I really want the teacher to know about me is um...pass!

One thing I would like to know about the teacher is where she gets her hair done, because it is fabulous!


Hopefully, that didn't injure your brain too much.

...Sort of.

Got this from *stressedjenny, and I used this [link]

1) Nathan! Why did it have to be Nathan?
Raiders of the Lost Ark

2) You know the difference between you and me? I make Nathan look good.
Men in Black

3) We'll always have Nathan.
Casablanca

4) You talking to Nathan?
Taxi Driver

5) E.T. phone Nathan.
E.T.

6) Play it, Sam. Play 'As Nathan Goes By'.
Casablanca

7) We're on a mission from Nathan.
The Blues Brothers

8) It wasn't the airplanes. It was Nathan that killed the beast.
King Kong

9) They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Nathan.
Annie Hall

10) What do you want to marry Nathan for, anyhow?
Sweet Home Alabama Ouch...

11) I'll be Nathan.
The Terminator

12) Go ahead, make my Nathan.
Sudden Impact

13) One Nathan's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
The Lost Weekend

14) Soylent Green is Nathan!
Soylent Green

15) Have you ever danced with the Nathan in the pale moonlight?
Batman

16) Come with Nathan if you want to live.
Terminator 2

17) That Nathan is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.
The Ring Grr.

18) Nathan, for lack of a better word, is good.
Wall Street

19) You've got Nathan on you.
Shaun of the Dead

20) Better to be king for a night than Nathan for a lifetime.
The King of Comedy

21) To Nathan, and beyond!
Toy Story

22) Houston, we have a Nathan.
Apollo 13

23) I see dead Nathan.
The Sixth Sense

24) Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Nathan!
The Hustler
Now, hold on! There's plenty of me to go around!

25) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Nathan.
Gone with the Wind

26) My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Nathan. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride

27) Show me the Nathan!
Jerry Maguire


Yeah, just go ahead and do as many as you want.

I tag everyone in creation. Have fun.